This self-proclaimed super girl has been maintaining the 'you-can't-shun-me-position' for quite sometime now. From being the most desired object of scrutiny, she is all geared up to give it back!

Rakhi Sawant [Images] will host Shashi Ranjan's upcoming chat show Arrested, which will be aired on Zee Next from October. Though I think Rum with Rakhi has a better kick. What say?

We are hoping the bindaas babe will entertain us with her pursuit for some bloody serious revenge!

Here's a sampler:

Rakhi Sawant -- What do you think of the 'casting couch'?

Gulshan Grover [Images] -- Which one, please specify, in Bollywood or Hollywood? Because the bargain differs across borders you know! What are you doing after the shoot?

Shakti Kapoor -- Mujhe actually naa, Couch se behtar hamari 'Khatiya' achchi lagtahei...Casting-Khatiya! Aaooo...

Ekta Kapoor [Images] -- 'Kasting Kouch' is the next serial I am working on. And it will be about ksex and kTV kactors kwho kbitch kabout kme!

Rani Mukerji [Images] -- Are you asking about the one at Yash Raj studio? Adi keeps it very neat and clean for me. Only I'm allowed to sit on it.

Aishwarya Rai [Images] -- Sorry, under my marriage contract with the Bachchans, I agreed not to expose -- skin, people, feelings and opinions!

Sushmita Sen [Images] -- Well, I think even Jhansi Rani fought 'casting couch' in her own way. You know, being a ambitious woman and a single mother isn't easy blah blah blah...

Sigh. I wish...

Text: Bombay Bitch